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By Robin Adams in Middle East on June 27th, 2011
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As all fairytales start...

Once upon a time - in Doha in the Middle East...

The sun rose, the birds were singing, traffic was free-flowing and Qatar was waiting to host the World Cup in 2022. 

There I was, minding my own business. When suddenly - dot dot dot dot.

Producer - please cue dramatic music!

I was searching for a second-hand laptop on the net, when suddenly...play dramatic music at full volume please.

Historical Football Blogger site for Sale!

That's what the ad read on a popular Qatar-based website.

It was just one of hundreds of items for sale. The advert was posted just minutes before it grabbed my attention.

The website's going price is 350,000 Qatari Riyals - about USD $96,000.

By Paul Rhys in Europe on June 1st, 2011
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Sepp Blatter has just been speaking at the FIFA Congress in Zurich.

The FIFA president's words have been transmitted around the world, exiting TV speakers and entering the brains of listeners, where they cause blood vessels to rupture and steam to emit from the ears.

Sometimes I think I'm the only person who likes this guy.

Let's leave aside all the disease riddling football's world governing body, and the fact that FIFA delegates have voted overwhelmingly – 172 to 17 – to allow Blatter to stand unopposed in Wednesday's election.

Or rather, let's not leave it aside. Let's say that my fondness for the old fellow is nothing to do with the competency or incompetency of his stewardship. So let's take it as this.

By Rahul Pathak in Europe on January 31st, 2011
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"So, as it stands - where do you stand on where <insert player's name here> stands right now?” 

A typical exchange between a presenter and correspondent on Transfer Deadline Day, or as one of the UK's more excitable sports broadcasters calls it - TDD.

Ever since it was introduced by FIFA in the 2002-03 season, TDD (that's what I'm calling it from now on, too) has become the most exciting, entertaining day in the football calendar. 

It's more exciting than pretty much every World Cup final since 1990 (I'll admit 2006 was pretty exciting).  What's more, we get two of them, the end of the pre-season transfer window and the mid-season transfer window.

By Paul Rhys in Middle East on January 30th, 2011

A beautiful piece of wing play, a pinpoint cross and a sumptuously-struck volley from Tadanari Lee won the Asian Cup for Japan against Australia but the story off the pitch in Doha painted an uglier picture.

With Qatar attempting to prove that it has the ability to host football's World Cup in 2022, thousands of fans were confronted by riot police and barred from entering the Khalifa Stadium up to an hour before Saturday's kickoff.

The official line is that 700 ticket-holders were denied access when 3,000 people showed up hoping to pay on the turnstiles.

By Andy Richardson in Asia on January 26th, 2011
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 - The Asian Cup is still the least loved, or noticed, of all major continental tournaments, but less so. The Copa, the Euros and ACON have a huge edge, but the quality of the tournament is getting better with every edition.

- Blatter talked of India being a potential World Cup host. Their team though was way behind anything else on show in Doha. Until the basics needs of training facilities and a decent domestic league are in place India is destined to struggle.

- What exactly will Saudi Arabia do next? Their brief stay in the Qatari capital involved the firing of two coaches and King Abdullah organising the removal of the football federation's president.

- Qatar could yet qualify for a World Cup before 2022.

By Paul Rhys in Middle East on December 2nd, 2010
Qatari women celebrate on Doha's Corniche [Paul Rhys]

For a moment at least, the simple tearing open of an envelope on Thursday night made Qatar, with its 11,437 square kilometres of desert, the biggest country in the world.

Fifa president Sepp Blatter's announcement that the Gulf state of just 1.6 million people would host football's World Cup in 2022 was a sensational outcome that few could have foreseen when Qatar's bid was announced early last year.

It came just a few minutes after Russia - actually the biggest country in the world - was handed sport's greatest event for 2018.

But that news paled into insignificance when Blatter tugged at the envelope's contents to reveal the word 'Qatar' - and begin a night of celebration in Doha, the Qatari capital.

It's a good thing that the Qataris are teaming up with German transport experts to build a metro system for 2022 because, given the way Arabs celebrate, no-one will be going a

By Paul Rhys in Africa on June 28th, 2010
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Dear Mr Blatter,

With respect to your position as president of Fifa, football's world governing body, I wish to express my anger at your refusal to introduce a simple piece of technology that would end the misery that has tainted this World Cup.

What happened at England's second-round match against Germany in Bloemfontein last night was a disgrace.

I was there, I paid $200 for my ticket, and I met countless other fans who felt the same.

When Germany went two goals up in the second half, it was going to take an extraordinary comeback for our beloved Three Lions to have any chance.

Yet you ensured I couldn't see that comeback.

Because I was in the toilets at the time.

Now wouldn't it have been so simple to install TV screens above each urinal, and on each cubicle door?

That way, after storming from my seat after Germany's second goal, I could have witnessed Matthew Upson's header immediately afterwards that made it 2-1.

By Andy Richardson in Africa on June 28th, 2010
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When an American tennis player starts getting irate with the rules of 'soccer' then you know something interesting is happening.

 

Even Andy Roddick felt moved to tweet his displeasure at the decision not to allow Frank Lampard's goal against Germany, and Roddick is better placed than most to comment on the potential benefits technology can bring to a sport.

 

Line decisions in tennis can now be referred to video replays and broadly speaking the players like the system.

 

Unfortunately Fifa president Sep Blatter is one man who does not like the idea.

 

By Gabriel Elizondo in Americas on May 14th, 2010

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His mom and dad know him as Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri. Most everyone else knows him simply as Dunga, the Brazilian national team football coach. Like many other Brazilian's his nickname has just become his name. Call him what you want, but don’t call Dunga a softy. The guy sticks to his convictions.

If you heard the news this week that Ronaldinho Gaucho – two-time FIFA world player of the year – was not invited to play in the 2010 World Cup and you still can’t believe it, you can blame Dunga.

The Brazilian coach had been under enormous pressure for weeks in the run up to the selection of his team for South Africa. There was rampant speculation he was going to do the unthinkable not invite Ronaldindo to the 23 man squad, but few people could really believe it until it actually happened.

By Haru Mutasa in Africa on February 2nd, 2010
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A Chinese company is considering making dolls of the controversial South African president Jacob Zuma, a media report says.